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Movie Review: Larry Crowne

Posted by JC On July - 3 - 2011ADD COMMENTS

Larry Crowne is a great example of how a great cast does not equal a great movie. Tom Hanks had his hands full with writing, directing and starring in the movie, when he should have chosen one particular role. The movie lacks any source of direction, offering different subjects without elaborating on any of them.

The film’s premise is that Larry Crowne has lost his job because he didn’t have a college degree, so when his neighbor and buddy that we hardly see in the film tells his he should get some education, he does so. Once we learn about his situation, his job is never referenced again in the movie, aside from a scene near the end. Why give us a story and then not follow-up on it? Does he want to go work there again?

Upon entering university, Larry never encounters any sort of issues, social conflicts or anything that might remotely cause any sort of turbulence during the course of his educational experience. He meets a girl who might be one of the nicest female characters in film history, and there seems to be a spark of interest between them which is killed when Wilmer Valderrama’s character steps in and contributes in no way expect a lame attempt at adding another comedic element to Crowne’s new life.

Julia Robert plays the irritated, I can’t wait to be divorced professor. That’s about as much depth as we get out of Julia’s character and is carried on during the course of the film. Why should we like her? Are we supposed to? Aside from a drunken romantic scene, there’s no other source of information as to why Larry Crowne and Mercy Tainot would fall for each other. If fixing the issues of a GPS device is the main source of romantic attraction, then my love for Pandas might be enough to make me the president of the United States.

There’s a lame attempt at a Breakfast Club-style group with Mrs. Lainots’ class, but their scenes never last long enough to really care about any of them. The constant theme of this whole film is too much for too little. “Less is more” is something somebody should have told Hanks before beginning production of this film. When you attempt to cramp in so many characters with no real source of direction or conflict, you end up getting a mediocre film that doesn’t turn into anything else thanks to Hanks and Robert’s terrible chemistry. If this film is attempting to be a romantic, comedy or Napoleon Dynamite-style average film, it doesn’t do a good job portraying any of them.

The reason “Larry Crowne” can be called a decent, passable family film is because there is no conflict to ever tire you out. Nothing ever happens during the entire course of the film that might jeopardize someone. Lose your job? No problem? Need to give the bank your house? Go for it! When we don’t see anything happen to a character we might care for, it’s incredibly difficult to establish some sort of connection.

I give props to Tom Hanks for attempting to cover a large array of roles in this average film, but if you’re going to try it again, give the script to someone else or give another person a shot at directing.

WWE All Stars – Demo Impressions

Posted by JC On March - 23 - 2011ADD COMMENTS

Through the years and the gaming world’s obsesion towards realism, wrestling fans within the mainstream circle have had no choice but to play ” simulation” style games in the form of the Smackdown vs RAW franchise and the arcade-themed, short-lived TNA iMPACT video game.

THQ, the publishers behind the SvR franchise purchased the materials that formed the TNA game and announced a new WWE game, light on the realism and heavy on the action. At less than a week away  Xbox Live and PSN users were treated to a demo with two playable “sport entertainers”. After much anticipation, does the demo show promise?

The WWE All Stars demo pits you in a one on one battle where you get to play as either the brawling Ultimate Warrior or the high flying Rey Mysterio.

For those not familiar, there are different fighting styles in All Stars: The dominating “Big Man”, the technical “Grappler”, the shooting “Brawler” and the lighting quick “Aerobic” class. Each class has their own unique features and weaknesses. In the demo we get to grapple as the Brawler or the Aerobic wrestler.

If you’ve played the TNA game, this one won’t seem so new to you. Many of the animations and the presentation itself are ripped straight from the game which is a dissappointment, but at the same time those were the strengths of the Midway developed game. The  company that made the TNA game is actually the same one working on All Stars.

Jumping straight into the action you have to keep in mind that All Stars is a fighting game first and wrestling game second, so don’t expect to keep your enemy down for long. Your health depletes as you continue to receive punishment and will not go back up.

Do you love fighting games? Ever wish there was a fighting game with tons of wrestling maneuvers? If this fits your bio, All Stars is the game for you.

The gameplay relies on creating chain combos, explosive moves and over-the-top action. With Rey and Warrior you get a nice taste of their respective classes. Gameplay is fluid and reversal system will show the difference between a novice and a pro. In Smackdown vs RAW you only have the option to counter, in All Stars you can counter before and during the move, upping the ante. Not only that, you can even create a chain of reversals. While battling Rey Rey I found myself in an Arm Drag battle. I lost the outcome, but I know Ricky Steamboat would have been proud. Each wrestler has up to four different signature maneuvers which can be activated once you fill up your star meter which happens pretty quickly. Dish out enough damage and you’ll receive a finisher opportunity. The amount of time you have to hit your finisher is very short, so make sure not to waste it.

These changes make All Stars simpler, yet more complicated that SvR at the same time and there is nothing wrong with that. I’ll give my full thoughts on WWE All Stars once it’s released next week, but I’ll end this by saying that All Stars so far seems to be the fix that I’ve been craving for. Go download the demo!

Wrestling DVDs

Posted by JC On January - 5 - 2011ADD COMMENTS

Nothing fancy in this post, just wanted to show the wrestling fan inside of me and post which wrestling DVDs I currently own. For the most part I only purchase compilation sets. I don’t own any single Pay-Per-View DVDs unless they came bundled with something else.

  1. Bloodsport: ECW’s Most Violent Matches
  2. Breaking the Code: Behind the Walls of Chris Jericho
  3. Future Shock: UPW vs The World Volume 1
  4. Future Shock: UPW vs The World Volume 2
  5. Hell in a Cell 2009
  6. Hell in a Cell Compilation Set
  7. Ladder Match
  8. Mick Foley’s Greatest Hits and Misses
  9. Phenomena:l The Best of AJ Styles Volume 1
  10. Rey Mysterio: 619
  11. Rey Mysterio: The Biggest Little Man
  12. Rob Van Dam: One of a Kind
  13. Shawn Michaels My Journey
  14. Survivor Series 2001
  15. The Rise + Fall of ECW
  16. The Ultimate Ric Flair Collection
  17. Tombstone The History of the Undertaker
  18. Wrestlemania 22
  19. WWE RAW – The Beginning The Best of Seasons 1 and 2

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I’m Juan, a 20 year old Digital Film and Journalism Student. I love Pandas, games, movies and - most of all - my princess, Nicole. Want to know something about me? Follow me on twitter or check back often for random updates. #YKI

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